Description

SCRUB GOAT – Natural Exfoliating Soap with Raw Goat’s Milk, Organic Poppy Seeds & Zesty Lemon

Say hello to SCRUB GOAT – the bar that puts the “baa” in badass skincare. It’s our same much-loved natural goat’s milk soap base (you know, the one people keep hiding from their own family), now upgraded with organic poppy seeds and a punchy lemon fragrance that smells like you’ve got your life together.

We took our creamy, raw goat’s milk – fresh from the very goats we bribe with carrots – and added just the right amount of exfoliation. These natural exfoliating poppy seeds gently buff off dead skin cells like a polite yet determined loofah. The result? Smoother, brighter skin and absolutely no plastic microbeads clogging up your conscience.

The lemon scent? It’s the olfactory equivalent of throwing open the windows, blasting your favourite song, and deciding you will reply to that one important email. It’s zingy, clean, and fresh enough to make your bathroom smell smug.

Perfect for:

• Gardeners, gym-goers, and anyone with skin (especially the tired kind)

• Lovers of clean beauty, plastic-free products, and smug shower moments

• People who want to exfoliate without feeling like they’ve been sandpapered

• Fans of goat jokes (you know who you are)

As always, this bar is:

• Handmade on our family farm using traditional, small-batch methods

• Packed with natural ingredients and absolutely zero synthetic nonsense

• Wrapped in plastic-free packaging and a healthy dose of love

• Friendly to sensitive skin, noses, and the planet

Why goat’s milk? Because it’s packed with vitamins, lactic acid, and skin-soothing fats – basically nature’s moisturiser. It’s especially fab for dry, sensitive skin, and people who’ve had enough of over-perfumed supermarket soap bars that leave you drier than your aunt’s Facebook memes.

SCRUB GOAT – for skin that needs a scrub, a giggle, and a little goat magic.

Pair with one of our lotions, check them out here!